BSNYC Friday Enjoyable Quiz! – Bike Snob NYC


Memorial Day weekend is upon us, and I can really feel you’ve acquired antses in your chamoiseses, however you’re not going wherever till you end this quiz.

So sit nonetheless dammit!

After all it’s additionally Fleet Week right here in New York, and so they now not shut the west aspect path to cyclists whereas it’s taking place, which suggests you get to admire the ships and the seamen of their good white sailor fits as you experience:

I’m undecided which vessel that is so possibly a Boat Fred may also help me out on that.

This weekend additionally marks the unofficial begin of summer season, and on my return, additional up the Hudson the sky was streaked with the pastel hues of the setting solar:

Maybe this shade palette was additionally the inspiration for this cousin of the Normcore Bike:

I’d prefer to assume there exists a kind of Brotherhood of the Bonded Aluminum Trek (not that it’s in any manner restricted to males, I similar to the alliteration), however I’ve a sense I’m in all probability the one proprietor of such a motorcycle who experiences something near satisfaction of possession.

Anyway, as I drew nearer to house the solar sank deeper behind the Palisades:

Summer season might have simply begun, however as all the time it’ll be over earlier than we all know it, and as soon as we hit Labor Day we zip up our jerseys for the high-speed descent into the vacation season. So I suppose what I’m saying is Merry Christmas.

And now, I’m happy to current you with a quiz. As all the time, examine the merchandise, assume, and click on in your reply. In case you’re proper you’ll understand it, and if you happen to’re fallacious you’ll see an necessary PSA.

Thanks very a lot for studying, get pleasure from your weekend, and I’ll see you again right here on Tuesday. That’s Tuesday, not Monday. Monday’s a vacation.


–Tan Tenovo, a.ok.a. Wildcat Rock Machine, a.ok.a. RTMS, and so forth.

1. No person can “pressure” you into visitors by blocking a motorcycle lane. Like selecting to put on an acrylic shirt with a daring sample, or strapping a plastic mixing bowl in your head, or rising a fab mustache, it’s in the end as much as you.

2. Why is he carrying a bicycle helmet?

3. Holy shit, it’s on the market! How a lot to personal “Simply Kidding?”

4. Who’s that masked man?

5. Professional bike owner Antonio Tiberi was fired by staff Trek-Segafredo for:

6. “Geraint” is inaccurate. It’s truly “Gerisn’t,” which is a diminutive model of “Gerisnot.”

[At least fifty bucks.]

7. Lastly! A $50 __________:

***Particular Ursus-Themed Bonus Video!***

Nice, another factor to fret about.